still sleepy after all this time

yup, that's what i've been mostly doing. occasionally when the bright orange thing they call the sun makes a brief appearance in the garden i move the sleeping outside. i've also been trying out not coming back when called, making inappropriate growly noises to people who don't know me, farting loudly and other highly amusing tricks. just the other day i ate a whole pine cone which was really funny until i pucked it back up which wasn't so funny. oh and i had a huge poo in the neighbours garden which was so funny cause he was all like, i'm so sorry to the neighbours and i was all like, ha ha ha...