still sleepy after all this time

yup, that's what i've been mostly doing. occasionally when the bright orange thing they call the sun makes a brief appearance in the garden i move the sleeping outside. i've also been trying out not coming back when called, making inappropriate growly noises to people who don't know me, farting loudly and other highly amusing tricks. just the other day i ate a whole pine cone which was really funny until i pucked it back up which wasn't so funny. oh and i had a huge poo in the neighbours garden which was so funny cause he was all like, i'm so sorry to the neighbours and i was all like, ha ha ha...

so sue me...

i haven't been updating much cause, i've been mostly sleeping. plus they were home all last week, banging around and generally getting in the way. they destroyed perfectly good wall and the place was full of dust for days and that makes me wheezy and grumpy. and they wouldn't stop going on about the lovely brick wall and the gorgeous beam they'd uncovered which is all good and well but what about their lovely and gorgeous dog who is trying to nap here folks.

went on a ridiculously long walk and met a lovely spaniel and then what i though was another lovely spaniel till he kept trying to hump me and then followed her and me almost all the way home so then we had to walk all the long way back to get rid or the very annoying spaniel and then walk all the way back home again. and it was already a long long walk. man, if she wanted to go for such long walks she should have got a jack russle or something equally as insane. i protested by lying down a lot and refusing to figure out stiles.

we also went in the car to visit various family members, theirs not mine, and they made me share a very small space with his big feet on the way back. i was not amused.

and to top it all, hello, rain? what is all the water about? rain bloody rain. i'm of the opinion that we should move back to the 'ford where:

1. i was suitable adored by many.
2. it didn't rain so much.
3. they didn't take me on stupidly long walk
4. i didn't get accosted by randy spaniels and
5. i had my best friend patch to play with.

visitor from the 'ford

jon came to see me from deptford. it was nice to have some new attention. the weekend was lovely and sunny too which was also nice. i like to lie on my back in the sun and get my tummy nice and toasty. they had a barbeque which was really selfish. all that lovely meat right at nose level and i wasn't allowed to have any of it, i got some rubbish dog food instead. there was serious sulking. and i wasn't allowed to sleep on my new futon, apparently that's "for guests" . now that i come to think of it, having guests is rubbish.