Wednesday, April 25, 2007

alien attack

sleeping was a big success yesterday. then the skinny one returned home and so i enjoyed some tail wagging and barking. had a lovely neck scratch from the lady neighbour, i was planning on some jumping up and face licking but was thwarted but the quickness of lady neighbours scratching, can't jump and face lick while your necks being scratched and that's a fact. then she came back which was nice but then she left again which pissed me off so i went and sulked on my bed, but then she came back again so all's well that ends well.

oh, i nearly forgot. this morning the skinny one's head was eaten but some kind of one eyed googley alien and then his body was carried off by some crazy unnaturally moving silver thing. i tried to protect him by barking and and biting it but to no avail. she wouldn't let me follow the silver strange moving thing to recover the body either, still we had a nice walk after that and i almost got to eat a nice chicken bone but she always spoils it by grabbing my head and shaking my mouth open till it falls out or if i'm really unlucky she sometimes puts her paw in my mouth and has a good root around. lucky she smells good or i might bite her for trying that.

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