horses!

we all went for a drive on saturday out to the countryside which was all well and good except aparently i'm not allowed to then have a good run about because i've 'still got a bad leg'. yeah whatever, still i did find some fox poo to roll in which was nice, unfortunately it was very old and dry so the smell didn't really stay with me but it did smell enough for me to have a mad two minutes and i accidently ran full blast into her leg, it hurt my head a bit and she wasn't very happy with me i think cause she swore at me. opps! on the drive back we saw some magnificent horses which was totally the highlight of my trip. once when we went to cornwall there were horses and i even managed to lick one, it was seriously the best thing ever, even better than wrestling or bones or fox poo. i love horses.

first you wait till she has gotten your end of the couch nice and warm, then it's best if you get on the cushions on the couch rather than just on the couch. you can always kick the cushions onto the floor later.

yesterday she gave me a 'coconut' whatever that is. still I killed it good and it's wet insides were soon all over the ground. ha, take that 'coconut'. i am mighty.

alien attack

sleeping was a big success yesterday. then the skinny one returned home and so i enjoyed some tail wagging and barking. had a lovely neck scratch from the lady neighbour, i was planning on some jumping up and face licking but was thwarted but the quickness of lady neighbours scratching, can't jump and face lick while your necks being scratched and that's a fact. then she came back which was nice but then she left again which pissed me off so i went and sulked on my bed, but then she came back again so all's well that ends well.

oh, i nearly forgot. this morning the skinny one's head was eaten but some kind of one eyed googley alien and then his body was carried off by some crazy unnaturally moving silver thing. i tried to protect him by barking and and biting it but to no avail. she wouldn't let me follow the silver strange moving thing to recover the body either, still we had a nice walk after that and i almost got to eat a nice chicken bone but she always spoils it by grabbing my head and shaking my mouth open till it falls out or if i'm really unlucky she sometimes puts her paw in my mouth and has a good root around. lucky she smells good or i might bite her for trying that.

this morning while out for my bathroom break i found a very cool thing which I mightily carried back to the den. i was having the best time killing it but then she tricked me away with a biscuit. my leg is still a little sore but i'm totally ready to have a good run around or failing that a good nap. in fact that is the plan for this afternoon especially if i can get on the cushions on the sofa, oh yeah!

i don't have a picture of the thing i got this morning. but to prove how brave and strong i am, here's me verses the giant chicken. i brough that down good.